Last weekend, my dad and I spent some time at the Herb Fair. Neither of us are named Herb, but I thought it might be interesting anyway. A lot of people go to that big "twin" festival in Twinsburg who aren't twins, so why not try something new.
There was a young boy collecting the $5 entrance fee as we entered the parking lot. So I asked him, "So Herb, how many Herbs are you expecting to be here today?" He said, "They're all here!" Turning to my father I said smugly, "Well Dad, I guess it's a good thing I made us these name tags then, isn't' it?"